Cocktail Bar Open

I’ll have the plasma bigscreen on the wall thanks.. just kiddin’
Powers stubbie and a shot of southern thanks..

At the moment Im realing from the effects of a red then two champers, and two chardonays (xmas drinks are early this yerar) so hic. but I will have another red if there is one going around……

hmmm.. bit cold.. better make this one a Zambooka. ;)

Bourbon for me please

Ello luv.. syou ccome ere offin??.. :drunk:

cute graybags very cute

Is that cute like a lost puppy you want to take home…?.

Or cute the definition: ugly but interesting…?.

Specials are cocktails

Mmm love cocktails, I’ll have something sweet and creamy thanks Bartender. Hey is there a dancefloor here??

Barkeeps gone out the back… dying of thirst here….

I’ve got something warm and crea…. Ah.. bugger this!..

*Jumps bar.. grabs full bottle of Baileys and 3 shot glasses

Here you go.. He can put it on my tab. ;)

Thanks, Baileys has got to be one of my favourites, with a little butterscotch snaps is very smooth too.

Hey, why’s the bartender out the back for so long? What goes on out there? Is he stocking up the bottleshop or something?

Snaps it is then.. and here’s a glass of ice.

I dunno what he’s doin out there but they took delivery of 2 pallets of custard and a bus load of midgets turned up this morning. So I aint going back there to look.

Ice, you’re a gem, I was going to ask for some – hey, you must have an eye for ice-crunchers, maybe you should be working the bar.

2 pallets of custard and a bus load of midgets turned up this morning. So I aint going back there to look.

HAHA, custard and midgets, sounds like an interesting combination! I think I’ll stay here then too, especially if you keep those shooters coming.

Powderfingers on..

*Turns jukebox up

Dance floors around the corner..

Powderfinger – excellent choice.

Dancefloor – even better, hey while I’m there, can you do me a B52 – and then I could go a Deep Throat if you wouldnt mind mixing one.

Hey.. they don’t pay me… lol.

What’s in a deep throat? *silly question.
I mean how do you mix one?.

What they’re not paying you?? Well they should.

I’ll pay you if you can give me a decent deep throat:

layer in shot glass: 3/4 oz. Vodka, 1/4 oz. Tia Maria, Whipped cream on top, no hands to be used when drinking.

ahh no maybe I’d prefer a screaming orgasm first: Equal parts: Baileys, Vodka, Kahlua – yeah thats more my drink.

Hey a few more of these and you can serve up whatever you like!

You guys are wacked. ha ha ha..

Yep I’ll have a CSC if you giving them away. And hand me a midget.

Line up the c*ck sucking cowboys for me thanks Bartender, they go down so well, one is never enough.

Spiderbait – hey I use to live in the town they’re from., nice guys!

He just can’t get enough of them midgets… He’s got a lassoo out there now. Rounding them up and spanking their custard covered arses.

Can I help you ladies?..

Oooh, by the sounds coming from out back, the midgets are enjoying evey bit of the chase!!

Gee, where would this place be without you to help out behind the bar?? How bout a jug of Sangria to go around?

*Handles two jugs

And you miss?.

A stick of beef jerkey and a meat pie please.

Can you change the plasma to ESPN. ?

Ahh.. A sports fan eh? There you go.. Cubs vs Yankees is on.

Hey you!!.. no b.y.o. on the premisses..

Hey you!!.. no b.y.o. on the premisses

Yeah, your tight arse – hey was that one of those custard covered midgets with his byo bottle of cheap plonk??

Hey Bar Boy, how bout a Blow Job? Nah you dirty minded ……..
a Blow Job – Kahlua – Bailey’s irish cream & Whipped cream.

mmm many a hangover from tequi slammers and tequi sunrises

Got any Millers light :?:

time for the jelly wrestling in the main arena of the desmo bar.

*First up is current bar champion – Luscious Linda from Las Vegas

So who’s taking on Linda in the jelly????

Pass me 2 more CSC’s and I’ll give it a go.

I dunno If you want to mess with Linda Tamstar..

Looks like she’s a professional at this stuff.. Ahh what the hell.. go get her kiddo!.

Yeah, maybe I better have a few more drinks first – hey Bartender, I’ll have a B-52 thanks.

one B52.. why not two? plus a CSC…

Are you ready to take on the resident champion yer?

Okay, I’ll have two B52’s, and make it 2 CSC’s, then I might be ready for Linda.

So whats the 2nd prize in the jelly wrestling comp.? – sounds like Linda is a force to be reckoned with, I’ll give her a run for the money (or a run for the bar tab prize)….

Hey, has Linda had anything to drink tonight????

She ain’t all that and a bag of crisps. I just kicked her ass in the jelly ring.

Another Millers thanks barkeep. Dang this jelly stuff is sticky. :mrgreen:

Next up Tamster vs Felicity in the jelly wrestling..

Coooorr this ought to be good.. :drool: :))

Here.. let me help you clean up that jelly.. ehehe.. :obsessed:

Flaming Lamborgini it is then. ??

:edit: Handy Flaming Lamborghini Hint:

I slowly pour the baileys down one side of cocktail glass first. It settles to bottom. light it. straw right in and suck it all up quick. curacao chaser.

A lonnnnng straw lol.. and down she goes.. whoah… :drunk: ello gorrgenous.. *hic

@Graybags wrote:

A lonnnnng straw lol.. and down she goes.. whoah… :drunk: ello gorrgenous.. *hic

haha, hey i’m not that sort of a bloke mate, i bet graybags is into the jelly ring before long. can i have a fosters and another lamborghini for graybags please.

I dont know if Graybags – or any or you boys could handle the heat in the ring her with Felicity and me……..

Better get a few more drinks into you first, then again, maybe us girls better do the drinking, then we might be tempted to let you have a go in the jelly ring with us.

*puts on raincoat

I’ll have a Carlsberg – Elephant beer thanks..

Someone take this delicious cheese platter its saoaking up valuable alcohol space in me tum-tum. *buuurp! ahhh..

Pardon you Graybags.

Hey, what are you doing still drinking booze and eating cheese, aren’t you coming to play in the jelly ring with us??

Whats that?? You’re to shy, oh please…….

My jelly days are over.. you don’t want to see that.. Besides.. I’ve only got loose boxer shorts on under this. My fav daffy duck ones.

no you dont have them graybags cause i pinched them and you didnt even realise they fit very well too and very comfy thanks for the lend

Ohh!! so that was you I was spanking in the dimly lit store room. :moon:

Oh so thats where the slap and tickle was coming from I could hear before!! Hope you gave as good as you got Cat.

of course cant you see the bruises on graybags lol

No bruises on bags. Oops I mean like on me. :/ Hang on let me check.

yes there are but very soft bruises

Maybe it is a bit of both sexpistol, but then again how much are we worth lol

sorry guys, but you might not believe me, but i dont drink

thats ok repo the amount that i drink is basicaly nothing as well, if i do have one then it usualy is only one, 2 and iam under the table lol

@repoman wrote:

sorry guys, but you might not believe me, but i dont drink

YAY!! you can drive all us drunks home. lol.
Grab a coke and hit the jelly ring.
Get out from under that table Cat and leave that poor lad alone.

well if you hadnt given me 2 drinks I wouldnt be under the table so its your fault and you can come get me

Bloody Booger Shooter please barkeep?

1 oz. chilled Midori
Dash of Chambord
Float of Baileys

Thx.

*Slides it down

*Runs *Lands in jelly pool highjump style

hehe.. I’ll give it 8.9 for flattening that midget..

thats not nice graybags but the question is did he enjoy it lol