Liar Liar pants on fire

I once said I worked for the Office of Fair Trading in order to get improved service and a better deal on a product.

I would make a terrible salesman cause iam hopeless at lying, little white fibs sometimes but I tend to just not say anything, or bend the truth a little to fit the situation if it looks like I would have to lie (but iam tring to think of a good one if there is one lol)

I’ve switched my rings to the left wedding finger in the past at clubs etc so it would appear I’m married – although sometimes that isnt much of a deterrent.

taken wedding ring off …..

You shock easy Graybags….

Everything I have posted here has been a porky pie

So Sexpistol everything you’ve posted here is a porky pie, well I’ve seen a post by you that says:

Gotta love girls that have plucked eyebrows, no moustaches, and everything hair free….

Does that really mean you like girls with a mono-brow, furry lips and hair that covers the neck to knees???

Tamster, you keep posting thoughts like that and I am going to get turned on big time.. There is a lot to be learned from large german girls with one eyebrow, longer armpits than me and a good moustache to collect beer froth with……. ooooohhhhhh gotta go and visit the gents…..

I’m of German descent but unfortunately do not sport the mono brow, moustache or long hairy armit you’ll be pleased to know. I prefer the feel of smooth silky baby soft skin – all over……..

well one often learns by trying something different..

Might just tempt me to shave my chest again, shave my beard, and meet you with a bottle of Bushlands detergent at someplace that has a linoleum floor …..

Gee, my house has one of those floors – and I have plenty of detergent!!

Might have to make sure you bring goggles though – I’d had to see you get soap in your eye.

Soap Smoap…. Can’t drive if you can’t see……

Ahhh gee, and here I was thinking you were multi-skilled.

Ah yes ….

not many people can breathe through their ears..

whatsa matter Graybags???

don’t like a bit of pain?

What are you giving out Graybags???? Oh pain………..

Does the olive oil get hot with lots of body heat and burn your skin?

It would be like trying to get vaseline out of you hair I reckon – that takes a few washes with plenty of shampoo.

Vaseline is like oil, only its a firmer and thicker.

I could make up a story about the use of vaseline under this topic couldnt I. Let me think about a good one……….

How what??? Havent you ever put your fingers in a big pot of vaseline and squished it round?

I find one of the best uses for vaseline is cracked lips – in the winter months I always have a good supply at hand.

But it wasnt actually MY hair the vaseline was in, some young girls I know thought it would be a fun game to have a vaseline fight and put it in each others hair ……….and thats the truth !!!!

Honest, thats what really happened. :)

Gee Tamstar.. what is the topic of this thread ????

Yeh…..How did we get into the vasaline trick????

You guys certainly do get off the track….

Why is that??

Cause you think my pants would be on fire? (if I was wearing any of course)

Graybags, I’m shocked that you would suggest such a thing – you’re just wishing had of been there to witness the vaseline game. :twisted:

Yes. And I still hold the title – undefeated Tam.
Pulling bikini’s off was not allowed. :)

Geez sounds like youve all been having fun. must make time to visit more often.

Watch this space for dirty little secrets (lol)