New and putting myself out there =)

Well, I’m a wheeler who’s tried match, eharmony, okcupid, so I thought, well, why not post my profile here since I’m whoring myself all over the internet? Feel free to message me if you’re intrigued. I gotta forewarn you though, I’m pretty awesome. Ladies, enjoy.

My self-summary
Why hello there. I’ve never really done the whole internet dating thing, but if it worked for Tom Hanks and Meg Ryan, I thought I’d give it a shot. Now, before we proceed, I feel I SHOULD reveal something about me, so there are no misconceptions…yes, I AM incredibly adorable and extremely charming. That being said, I am in a wheelchair (how was that for beating around the bush?). I realize this may be a deal breaker, but I’m open to any questions and or inquiries. In other me news though, I am a filmmaker, a college graduate from USC, and I know how to make some mean take out dinner. People say I’m funny and as a kid I always wanted to be a stand up comedian, but was never really good at the standing up part (see, cripple humor! Is it still awkward?). Anyway, I’d like to meet someone who is fun and artsy and can have a good sense of humor about things. I love movies, going to concerts, seeing new art exhibits, theatre, all around artsy fartsy things. I also enjoy politics (liberal) and just good conversation in general. I think there’s something to be said about people who can simply enjoy long talks. I’m just here to see what’s out there and if it turns into something serious, great! Basically I’m looking for someone to have fun with and make laugh til they pee there pants. So, I’m looking for someone to pee their pants with?…wait, what?

What I’m doing with my life
Right now I freelance anything film related, but my goal is to be a full time writer/director and purveyor of classyness.

I’m really good at
I think I’m really good at making people laugh, I’m a loyal friend, and I’m a good listener.. Also I dabble in the smooth sounds of the jazz flute…okay, that last part isn’t true, but that would be pretty awesome.

The first things people usually notice about me
Probably the first thing people think when they see me is, “Hey, is that Ryan Gosling?” But seriously, it’s obviously the chair. It’s hard to hide. Just like my sparkling personality and majestic blue eyes. Also, people seem to think I’m a pretty nice guy.

Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Oh jeez, I could make a whole profile just on what my favorite films are, but definitely anything by David Lynch, the Coen bros, Stanley Kubrick, Coppola, Scorsese, Aronofsky, Bergman, the Pythons, the list goes on! Also, if you love Troll 2, you already occupy a special place in my heart.

TV, you must love Arrested Development and The Simpsons, but I also love 30 Rock, The Office, Lost, Six Feet Under, The Walking Dead, anything on AMC really, Glee, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, South Park, Pee-Wee’s Playhouse, and pretty much anything on Nickelodeon from the late 80s early 90s.

As far as music, I WISH I could be that guy at a hipster party who could pull out some obscure indie band in conversation. Like, “Oh, if you like Dinosaur Pancake Disco, then you’re gonna LOVE The Larry King Suspender Initiative!” But I’m not that guy. I’m like, “Oh, hey have you heard of this band, Nirvana? I think if the word gets out, they’re gonna be huge.” I do love music though, so if you know more than me, you can teach me.

The six things I could never do without
1. Creativity
2. Hope
3. Humor
4. Friends/Family
5. Knowledge
6. Tom Selleck’s mustache. Good lord that will be a sad day when that man dies with that glorious mustache still on his face.

On a typical Friday night I am
A typical Friday night varies. I’m not a big clubber or bar hop. I’m simple, I enjoy just hanging out watching a movie, do some writing, but I also like seeing theatre or going to art shows, etc.

You should message me if
You should message me if you like to laugh, are open minded, and looking for someone to survive the zombie apocalypse with.