Please Enjoy my positive poetry

“Handicapped I am”

PLEASE don’t call me DISABLED .. “I’m not” .. I can do loads of Stuff
IT just takes a bit longer to get dressed from “in The Buff”

I have a Disability of course ……..I know that is True
But not like a “disabled keyboard” that won’t work for You

I cannot walk but I can still ……“Laugh and Talk”
If you call me disabled I’ll kick off and Sqwark

I’ll race you any day in my “powered wheelchair”
Who’s disabled then ? when I beat you without a care

When playing golf……..we ALL range from bad to Good
ONLY Then would I have no handicap when swinging the Wood

A “disabled car” surely is one that “won’t Start”
“Handicapped I am”……….with a catheter and a Fart

In my limbs of legs and arms….i have “spasticity”
But I can still kick and punch you …if you pity me

For ME “politically correct” you don’t have to Be
“Just please empty my uribag when I’ve had a Wee”

David Jones :L