The ‘hello kiss’ is like an empty beer can to me: Don’t know who’s been sucking on it before you. May be that there was backwash involved or transfer of secretions, and roach infestation. Or worse consumption of nasal contents in a vain attempt to ensure no embarressing mishaps during a visit by the unscrupulous hello kisser.
In any case. It is most likely the hello kisser through experience places their hands directly on your face to ensure transferral is delivered correctly to the host. And we all now the hello kisser adjusts their underwear immediately after departing their transportation.
Transferral may be swift if you’re lucky, but can last an agonising 4 to 7 seconds. In extreme attacks a painfully embarresing duration will exceed 7 seconds. If you suffer the duress of such an attack I recomend you warn all loved ones and relatives, then immediately contact a Haz-Chem team.
I will never receive a hello kiss again without thinking of the hungry bottom syndrome knickers being pulled out beforehand.
It seems to be a ritual of many relatives doesn’t it – what really gets me is when you meet someone for the first time, and they feel compelled to kiss you hello – I mean who’s to say there might not be mutual dislike involved, a hello kiss can be very premature.
You should write a book Gbags. I love people like that I grab them tight and give them one right back. Sometimes a flash of tongue, you should see their face. Sooooo funnnnnie :)
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