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    • #7789
      Graham – Admin
      Keymaster

      Fast approaching 2000 posts on the forum…

      *setting up the tables.

    • #11241
      Anonymous
      Inactive

      cool bbq at graybags’s place lol

    • #11242
      Felicity
      Participant

      Let’s blow the neighbours windows out.

      *tinkers with jukebox

    • #11243
      Anonymous
      Inactive

      as long as they are invited as well then its accepable

    • #11244
      Graham – Admin
      Keymaster

      I gave the neighbours tickets to the cinema.

      *carries in large box marked handle with care

    • #11245
      Mish Mash
      Member

      Are we having fireworks?

    • #11246
      Felicity
      Participant

      Oooh Oooh… Good idea, I love fireworks.

    • #11247
      Graham – Admin
      Keymaster

      I’ll call my brother he’s a pyrotechnician

      Where do you girls want the pole.

    • #11248
      Mish Mash
      Member

      not too close to the real fireworks ;)

    • #11249
      Anonymous
      Inactive

      wheres the stage for you guys to strip

    • #11250
      Graham – Admin
      Keymaster

      I put the pole on the stage over there.. next to the human size bird cage.

      I’ve got a truckload of cherrys coming, think I’ll dump them on the wheelie ramp out front so we can slide down it.

      *takes delivery of 40 cans of shaving cream. (who ordered that?)

    • #11251
      Mish Mash
      Member

      Shaving cream….doesnt taste too good

      How many sleeps too the party?

    • #11252
      Graham – Admin
      Keymaster

      8 posts to go… party starts tonight. Probably go for 3 or 4 days as usual. lol.

    • #11253
      Tamstar
      Member

      wheres the stage for you guys to strip

      I’ve got a truckload of cherrys coming, think I’ll dump them on the wheelie ramp out front so we can slide down it.

      *takes delivery of 40 cans of shaving cream. (who ordered that?)

      Yeah, where is the stage for you guys to strip??? I wanna know – if us girls are doing the pole thing, only fair you guys give us something equally good to look at.

      Cherries sound like fun – but not with shaving cream, I think it was meant to be whipped fresh cream, mixes much better.

    • #11254
      Anonymous
      Inactive

      Iam there

    • #11255
      Tamstar
      Member

      Theres a great party game we could use the cherrys and cream for (whipped cream) – thats if you’ve got any cherrys left over!!!!!

    • #11256
      Graham – Admin
      Keymaster

      1999 posts.. ok who wants to light these fireworks ??…

    • #11257
      Tamstar
      Member

      You just did Graybags!!!!!!! And so you should have the honours!!!!!!!

    • #11258
      Graham – Admin
      Keymaster

      YAY !!!…

    • #11259
      Tamstar
      Member

      Aahhh pretty fireworks……

      Now where’s the grog…….

    • #11260
      Graham – Admin
      Keymaster

      The Desmo Bar donated all the drinks for tonight so help yourself to the walk-in fridge.

    • #11261
      Tamstar
      Member

      Walk in fridge hey, hmmmm, should be plenty of room in there…..to keep lots of drinks!

    • #11262
      Graham – Admin
      Keymaster

      You DV8 Tam.

      Hey buddy dont swing on the fans!. at least not while they’re going.. get in the bird cage.

    • #11263
      Tamstar
      Member

      Yeah, in the bird cage – NOW…..and show us how you dance…. bout time you boys put on a show!!!!

      Hey Graybags, can we winch that birdcage up in the air????

    • #11264
      Macka
      Participant

      sorry about the fan.. lol.

      ok go i’ll rattle the cage. good thing i wore my fluro g-string tonight.

    • #11265
      Tamstar
      Member

      G-string, giddyup Macka! Quick, who’s got the key, lets get him in there now before he changes his mind.

      Here Macka, have another drink on your way in, you might be locked up for a while.

    • #11266
      Macka
      Participant

      does my bum look big in this ? *shakes ass

    • #11267
      Tamstar
      Member

      Hang on I didnt get a proper look……shake it again……..

      Nah, looks alright from down here, you just shake away – hey, can someone turn that music up a bit louder for Macka??

    • #11268
      Graham – Admin
      Keymaster

      *yelling from the jelly ring

      “Woot Woot! go Macka, Woot Woot! go Macka, Woot Woot!..”

    • #11269
      Tamstar
      Member

      I see you baby, shakin your ass…….

      Hey where did you get that fluro g from?? I’ve been lookin all over for one of them, nothing like a piece of equipment that glows in the dark.

    • #11270
      Macka
      Participant

      i stole it from cats wardrobe.. lol. where is she ?

    • #11271
      Tamstar
      Member

      I think she partied hard earlier at the Desmo Bar and is having a bit of a kip behind the cold room, maybe we should go round her up……

      Gee, sounds like I need to visit Cats wardrobe too, maybe we could compare our closets….

    • #11272
      Graham – Admin
      Keymaster

      Last I saw she was sitting in the wash tubs with 2 cans of the shaving cream.. said it stops the jelly sticking.

    • #11273
      Macka
      Participant

      haha you must be stuck like glue in the jelly then graybags you beast. is that why you are knawing on tamstars bikini string. getting a tow out ?

    • #11274
      Tamstar
      Member

      So thats why we’ve got so much of the stuff!!

      And I thought we were all going to be baldy by the end of the night with some strange party game you were making up for us Graybags.

      Hey, I hope we have enough jelly… Is there more somewhere????

    • #11275
      Graham – Admin
      Keymaster

      Ooops!! look.. I just chewed right through Tams checkered bikini top string!!..

    • #11276
      Tamstar
      Member

      Ooops alright Graybags!!!!

      You’re a bit cheeky tonight – good to see – while I’m out getting a replacement top from my toybox, I’ll be sure to grab you another drink.

      What would you like???

    • #11277
      Macka
      Participant

      didn’t you promise to wave your flag for graybags tam.. hehe

    • #11278
      Tamstar
      Member

      Yeah, waved it for him before out back, thats what this is all about – he wants it waved again, you’re doin alright up there yourself Macka, waving your fluro Ginga around.

    • #11279
      Graham – Admin
      Keymaster

      *the crowd boo’s

      Hey you animals the strippers are coming later. And you put that joint out. Or pass it on.

      *gives Tam my shirt.

    • #11280
      Tamstar
      Member

      Thanks for the shirt Graybags – hey, where have the buttons gone on this shirt??

      Strippers, ooohhhh I do hope you’ve got a selection to keep both the girls and girls intrigued.

    • #11281
      Anonymous
      Inactive

      Iam back I was outside having my own private party lol what have I missed

    • #11282
      Graham – Admin
      Keymaster

      Did you see Macka doing the booty dance..

      Here’s a bourbon Cat.. The strippers are here..

    • #11283
      Anonymous
      Inactive

      naaa i missed it thanks for the bourbon but as you know iam only alowed to have 1 cause you know what happens if i have 2 lol

    • #11284
      Graham – Admin
      Keymaster

      Well I hope you locked your wardrobe because that one was a double!! courtesy of the Desmo Bar.

    • #11285
      Graham – Admin
      Keymaster

      Well I hope you locked your wardrobe because that one was a double!! courtesy of the Desmo Bar.

    • #11286
      Anonymous
      Inactive

      great and i have just drank most of it, oh well after 2 who needs the wardrobe :)

    • #11287
      Graham – Admin
      Keymaster

      Oh well then here’s another.

      Look out fellas she’s getting giggly.. Cat is on the prowl..

    • #11288
      Anonymous
      Inactive

      mmmm on the prowl now who would I be interested in

    • #11289
      Tamstar
      Member

      The strippers are here..

      Hey Cat, how bout that stripper there – the one dressed in the fireman uniform sporting his big hose, he looks alright…… Love a man in uniform. Or the one dressed in the blue bonds singlet, stubbies and workboots looking like he’s just finished a hard days yakka, mmmm he looks good too.

    • #11290
      Anonymous
      Inactive

      mmmmm the one in the suit please lol

    • #11291
      Tamstar
      Member

      The one in the suit….where is he?????? Oh now I see, he’s lost his jacket & trousers in his routine, giddup, bring it on…..

      Hey how long have we got the strippers for?? Can we make em stay longer with drinks??

    • #11292
      Graham – Admin
      Keymaster

      Drinks aren’t free for paid entertainers. Entertainers aren’t free for us either. If you want extra entertainment you gotta pay them. And this little black duck aint for sale. hehe.

    • #11293
      Tamstar
      Member

      Well thats lucky Graybags cause I’m sure we couldn’t afford you!!

    • #11294
      Anonymous
      Inactive

      I dont want a paid entertainer anyway lol

    • #11295
      Graham – Admin
      Keymaster

      *programs evanesence into jukebox

    • #11296
      Mish Mash
      Member

      Sorry I m late.
      great fireworks as usual Graybags…. saw them from the road.
      glad to see Macka made the party this time… whats he doin in the cage?
      So what have I missed… wheres my drink?

    • #11297
      Graham – Admin
      Keymaster

      Oh.. shit I forget he was still locked in there.. hehe..

      Here’s an.. errrm Jack Daniels ?…

    • #11298
      Mish Mash
      Member

      thats my man….Jack is back…

      Ah! you remembered… thanks, is it a double?

    • #11299
      Graham – Admin
      Keymaster

      Yep! all doubles. *grabs keys to bird cage.. snigger snigger..

    • #11300
      Mish Mash
      Member

      Is that a green g string Mackas wearing… hmmm

    • #11301
      Anonymous
      Inactive

      how did macka get your green g string mish lol

    • #11302
      Graham – Admin
      Keymaster

      Surfs up!!

      *grabs boogie board and heads for cherry covered ramp

    • #11303
      Mish Mash
      Member

      I ll have another double Jack and join you on the cherry ramp. Got the bikini on, who needs a boogie board.

      Hang on.. wheres my g string?

    • #11304
      Graham – Admin
      Keymaster

      It’s hanging in the bird cage.. Macka’s doin’ a nudie run to the Desmo bar and back.

    • #11305
      Mish Mash
      Member

      Dont think I ll be wanting it now.

      Hang on I think I ve got a spare…..

      A nudie run… Oh my God… go Macka :)

    • #11306
      sexpistol77
      Member

      yep just saw macka do the nudie run into the desmo bar.

      The jelly wrestling girls had him in a full nelson until he shouted the bar.

      Thanks macka! On yer bike now, the g string is a-waitin’!

    • #11307
      Tamstar
      Member

      Surfs up!!

      *grabs boogie board and heads for cherry covered ramp

      Just finish my drink and I’ll be there – I guess thats the next best thing now the strippers have finished and Macka’s out of the bird cage.

      *grabs couple cans of dairy whip on the way to the cherry ramp.

    • #11308
      Anonymous
      Inactive

      no dairy whip it goes all oily and revolting yuk

    • #11309
      Tamstar
      Member

      Still, I’d rather the dairy whip than the shaving cream, depends what other games are going on in the cherry slide I guess.

      Does shaving cream have more than one use????

    • #11310
      Graham – Admin
      Keymaster

      Of course.. go look at your car.. haha. :))

    • #11311
      Tamstar
      Member

      Oh haha, thats good Graybags, lucky i’ve got your shirt on – I’ll clean it up with that.

    • #11312
      Anonymous
      Inactive

      lol me with daffy on and tam with your shirt that means you are naked graybags lol

    • #11313
      Graham – Admin
      Keymaster

      Nah.. still got me hat on ;)

    • #11314
      Tamstar
      Member

      We can take care of that for you too if you like….

    • #11315
      Anonymous
      Inactive

      let him keep his hat we have the important stuff lol

    • #11316
      Graham – Admin
      Keymaster

      Did I leave my wallet in them shorts.. :o *dacks Cat.

    • #11317
      Anonymous
      Inactive

      yes thankyou you did lol ;)

    • #11318
      Tamstar
      Member

      Cool, so its Graybags shout then!!

    • #11319
      Anonymous
      Inactive

      wait and i will see if he left any money in there

    • #11320
      Tamstar
      Member

      Careful Cat, never know whats gunna fall out of that wallet, dont lose the little black book, oops, quick we better put that back in there too…

    • #11321
      Anonymous
      Inactive

      no way iam swapping all the numbers and the names lol

    • #11322
      Tamstar
      Member

      hehe, wont that be funny, so when you call Alina, you’re really getting Selina, lol, wish I could be a fly on the wall.

      Hey show me, is there anyone we know on that list???

    • #11323
      Graham – Admin
      Keymaster

      I’ll take that now thank you very much.. *snatch

      Can’t have you two messin’ with me honeyz.. Carmen Electra would be very upset if I called her Claudia Schiffer. And Demi said it was off if I let anyone get her number.

    • #11324
      Anonymous
      Inactive

      too late graybags we have the numbers now you were not quick enough

    • #11325
      Tamstar
      Member

      Where’s Jennifers number??? I thought Miss Garner would be on that list for sure Graybags.

    • #11326
      Graham – Admin
      Keymaster

      Don’t need Jen’s number.. shes in my bed.

    • #11327
      Tamstar
      Member

      Well is she gunna come out here and join the part or is she resting up for you Graybags?? Or is it one of those new “Blow up Jenny” dolls you’ve got, hehe.

    • #11328
      Graham – Admin
      Keymaster

      You know when I said I was working on some code… well…

    • #11329
      Tamstar
      Member

      Ahh yes, now I know what you were REALLY up to – decoding, well, thats a new name for it I guess.

      Must be time for another drink, is there anymore TR2 in the coldroom? Think I just had the last bottle.

    • #11330
      Anonymous
      Inactive

      Iam wondering if I want some of that decoding lol
      Come on Tam lets go get a drink

    • #11331
      Felicity
      Participant

      Got a light. ?

    • #11332
      Anonymous
      Inactive

      sure Felicity come join us

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