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November 26, 2003 at 07:29 #7780sexpistol77Member
The Desmo Bar is Open. 8)
Specials are cocktails, but hey anything goes. :twisted:
What’s your pleasure :?:
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November 26, 2003 at 07:37 #11057Graham – AdminKeymaster
I’ll have the plasma bigscreen on the wall thanks.. just kiddin’
Powers stubbie and a shot of southern thanks.. -
November 26, 2003 at 10:05 #11058Mish MashMember
At the moment Im realing from the effects of a red then two champers, and two chardonays (xmas drinks are early this yerar) so hic. but I will have another red if there is one going around……
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November 27, 2003 at 07:46 #11059sexpistol77Member
Mish Mash, how about a Coonawarra Shiraz?
Barkeep would like a slippery nipple.
Graybags, how about another shot?
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November 27, 2003 at 07:59 #11060Graham – AdminKeymaster
hmmm.. bit cold.. better make this one a Zambooka. ;)
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November 27, 2003 at 08:09 #11061AnonymousInactive
Bourbon for me please
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November 27, 2003 at 08:14 #11062Graham – AdminKeymaster
Ello luv.. syou ccome ere offin??.. :drunk:
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November 27, 2003 at 08:15 #11063AnonymousInactive
cute graybags very cute
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November 27, 2003 at 08:27 #11064Graham – AdminKeymaster
Is that cute like a lost puppy you want to take home…?.
Or cute the definition: ugly but interesting…?.
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November 27, 2003 at 08:59 #11065TamstarMember
Specials are cocktails
Mmm love cocktails, I’ll have something sweet and creamy thanks Bartender. Hey is there a dancefloor here??
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November 27, 2003 at 09:21 #11066Graham – AdminKeymaster
Barkeeps gone out the back… dying of thirst here….
I’ve got something warm and crea…. Ah.. bugger this!..
*Jumps bar.. grabs full bottle of Baileys and 3 shot glasses
Here you go.. He can put it on my tab. ;)
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November 27, 2003 at 09:24 #11067TamstarMember
Thanks, Baileys has got to be one of my favourites, with a little butterscotch snaps is very smooth too.
Hey, why’s the bartender out the back for so long? What goes on out there? Is he stocking up the bottleshop or something?
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November 27, 2003 at 09:33 #11068Graham – AdminKeymaster
Snaps it is then.. and here’s a glass of ice.
I dunno what he’s doin out there but they took delivery of 2 pallets of custard and a bus load of midgets turned up this morning. So I aint going back there to look.
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November 27, 2003 at 09:40 #11069TamstarMember
Ice, you’re a gem, I was going to ask for some – hey, you must have an eye for ice-crunchers, maybe you should be working the bar.
2 pallets of custard and a bus load of midgets turned up this morning. So I aint going back there to look.
HAHA, custard and midgets, sounds like an interesting combination! I think I’ll stay here then too, especially if you keep those shooters coming.
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November 27, 2003 at 09:56 #11070Graham – AdminKeymaster
Powderfingers on..
*Turns jukebox up
Dance floors around the corner..
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November 27, 2003 at 10:09 #11071TamstarMember
Powderfinger – excellent choice.
Dancefloor – even better, hey while I’m there, can you do me a B52 – and then I could go a Deep Throat if you wouldnt mind mixing one.
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November 27, 2003 at 10:25 #11072Graham – AdminKeymaster
Hey.. they don’t pay me… lol.
What’s in a deep throat? *silly question.
I mean how do you mix one?. -
November 27, 2003 at 10:39 #11073TamstarMember
What they’re not paying you?? Well they should.
I’ll pay you if you can give me a decent deep throat:
layer in shot glass: 3/4 oz. Vodka, 1/4 oz. Tia Maria, Whipped cream on top, no hands to be used when drinking.
ahh no maybe I’d prefer a screaming orgasm first: Equal parts: Baileys, Vodka, Kahlua – yeah thats more my drink.
Hey a few more of these and you can serve up whatever you like!
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November 28, 2003 at 08:22 #11074sexpistol77Member
*Barkeep returns with custard dripping from ears
Hey I’m back. Got a midget throwing comp on out the back. Rules are if you throw the furthest you have to drink a shot of vodka with a custard chaser.
*Spiderbait is now on jukebox
Ok C%cksucking Cowboys are on the house…. who’s first?
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November 28, 2003 at 08:30 #11075FelicityParticipant
You guys are wacked. ha ha ha.. Yep I’ll have a CSC if you giving them away. And hand me a midget.
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November 28, 2003 at 08:54 #11076TamstarMember
Line up the c*ck sucking cowboys for me thanks Bartender, they go down so well, one is never enough.
Spiderbait – hey I use to live in the town they’re from., nice guys!
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November 28, 2003 at 09:20 #11077Graham – AdminKeymaster
He just can’t get enough of them midgets… He’s got a lassoo out there now. Rounding them up and spanking their custard covered arses.
Can I help you ladies?..
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November 28, 2003 at 09:38 #11078TamstarMember
Oooh, by the sounds coming from out back, the midgets are enjoying evey bit of the chase!!
Gee, where would this place be without you to help out behind the bar?? How bout a jug of Sangria to go around?
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November 28, 2003 at 09:51 #11079Graham – AdminKeymaster
*Handles two jugs
And you miss?.
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November 28, 2003 at 09:55 #11080FelicityParticipant
A stick of beef jerkey and a meat pie please.
Can you change the plasma to ESPN. ?
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November 28, 2003 at 10:26 #11081Graham – AdminKeymaster
Ahh.. A sports fan eh? There you go.. Cubs vs Yankees is on.
Hey you!!.. no b.y.o. on the premisses..
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November 28, 2003 at 10:41 #11082TamstarMember
Hey you!!.. no b.y.o. on the premisses
Yeah, your tight arse – hey was that one of those custard covered midgets with his byo bottle of cheap plonk??
Hey Bar Boy, how bout a Blow Job? Nah you dirty minded ……..
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November 29, 2003 at 07:18 #11083sexpistol77Member
*barkeep returns from midget comp, but wheeling two 44 gallon drums of jelly
Ok midgets are getting shagged… time for the jelly wrestling in the main arena of the desmo bar.
competitors may be patrons only. Winner gets bar tab gratis for the duration of their stay.
*First up is current bar champion – Luscious Linda from Las Vegas
Who shall challenge
*sexpistol77 is handing out tequila slammers … one for you one for me
lick, slurp, chew .. yumm
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November 30, 2003 at 01:38 #11084Graham – AdminKeymaster
mmm many a hangover from tequi slammers and tequi sunrises
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November 30, 2003 at 12:56 #11085MackaParticipant
Got any Millers light :?:
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December 1, 2003 at 08:26 #11086sexpistol77Member
no lite but we do have Miller Genuine Draft
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December 1, 2003 at 09:24 #11087TamstarMember
time for the jelly wrestling in the main arena of the desmo bar.
*First up is current bar champion – Luscious Linda from Las Vegas
So who’s taking on Linda in the jelly????
Pass me 2 more CSC’s and I’ll give it a go.
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December 2, 2003 at 03:22 #11088Graham – AdminKeymaster
I dunno If you want to mess with Linda Tamstar..
Looks like she’s a professional at this stuff.. Ahh what the hell.. go get her kiddo!.
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December 2, 2003 at 04:31 #11089TamstarMember
Yeah, maybe I better have a few more drinks first – hey Bartender, I’ll have a B-52 thanks.
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December 3, 2003 at 08:47 #11090sexpistol77Member
one B52.. why not two? plus a CSC…
Are you ready to take on the resident champion yer?
*Bartender downs a glass of shiraz followed by a slippery nipple
anyone else need a refill?
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December 3, 2003 at 09:46 #11091TamstarMember
one B52.. why not two? plus a CSC…
Are you ready to take on the resident champion yer?
Okay, I’ll have two B52’s, and make it 2 CSC’s, then I might be ready for Linda.
So whats the 2nd prize in the jelly wrestling comp.? – sounds like Linda is a force to be reckoned with, I’ll give her a run for the money (or a run for the bar tab prize)….
Hey, has Linda had anything to drink tonight????
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December 4, 2003 at 02:18 #11092FelicityParticipant
She ain’t all that and a bag of crisps. I just kicked her ass in the jelly ring.
Another Millers thanks barkeep. Dang this jelly stuff is sticky. :mrgreen:
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December 4, 2003 at 06:37 #11093Graham – AdminKeymaster
Next up Tamster vs Felicity in the jelly wrestling..
Coooorr this ought to be good.. :drool: :))
Here.. let me help you clean up that jelly.. ehehe.. :obsessed:
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December 4, 2003 at 07:20 #11094sexpistol77Member
Tamstar vs Felicity huh????
CSC’s for the competitors.
Graybags, you need more……. alcohol?
Ding ding ding.. the bell has rung, jelly wrestlers Go!
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December 4, 2003 at 07:40 #11095Graham – AdminKeymaster
Flaming Lamborgini it is then. ??
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December 4, 2003 at 07:56 #11096sexpistol77Member
no problem, let me just mix it .. let’s see
1 part kahlua and 1 part sambuca into a glass
1 part blue curacao in a shot glass to one side and
1 part baileys in another glass to the other sideWanna straw graybags?
let me light the sambuca, ok tell me when and I will pour the curacao and baileys into the sambuca glass till the fire is out (or you set your beard on fire, whichever comes first)
*patrons stop watching the jelly wrestling and watch graybags drinking instead
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December 4, 2003 at 08:06 #11097Graham – AdminKeymaster
:edit: Handy Flaming Lamborghini Hint:
I slowly pour the baileys down one side of cocktail glass first. It settles to bottom. light it. straw right in and suck it all up quick. curacao chaser.
A lonnnnng straw lol.. and down she goes.. whoah… :drunk: ello gorrgenous.. *hic
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December 4, 2003 at 09:51 #11098MackaParticipant
@Graybags wrote:
A lonnnnng straw lol.. and down she goes.. whoah… :drunk: ello gorrgenous.. *hic
haha, hey i’m not that sort of a bloke mate, i bet graybags is into the jelly ring before long. can i have a fosters and another lamborghini for graybags please.
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December 4, 2003 at 09:54 #11099TamstarMember
I dont know if Graybags – or any or you boys could handle the heat in the ring her with Felicity and me……..
Better get a few more drinks into you first, then again, maybe us girls better do the drinking, then we might be tempted to let you have a go in the jelly ring with us.
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December 6, 2003 at 06:24 #11100sexpistol77Member
Tamstar has thrown down a challenge…
Right-O, All drinks for the blokes are free.
come to think of it, all drinks for everyone are free.
Last one in the wrestling ring has to clean up the jelly..
Tally Ho
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December 6, 2003 at 08:03 #11101AnonymousInactive
*puts on raincoat
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December 8, 2003 at 09:51 #11102Graham – AdminKeymaster
I’ll have a Carlsberg – Elephant beer thanks..
Someone take this delicious cheese platter its saoaking up valuable alcohol space in me tum-tum. *buuurp! ahhh..
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December 8, 2003 at 10:16 #11103TamstarMember
Pardon you Graybags.
Hey, what are you doing still drinking booze and eating cheese, aren’t you coming to play in the jelly ring with us??
Whats that?? You’re to shy, oh please…….
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December 8, 2003 at 10:49 #11104Graham – AdminKeymaster
My jelly days are over.. you don’t want to see that.. Besides.. I’ve only got loose boxer shorts on under this. My fav daffy duck ones.
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December 8, 2003 at 23:24 #11105AnonymousInactive
no you dont have them graybags cause i pinched them and you didnt even realise they fit very well too and very comfy thanks for the lend
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December 9, 2003 at 00:22 #11106Graham – AdminKeymaster
Ohh!! so that was you I was spanking in the dimly lit store room. :moon:
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December 9, 2003 at 00:40 #11107TamstarMember
Oh so thats where the slap and tickle was coming from I could hear before!! Hope you gave as good as you got Cat.
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December 9, 2003 at 01:16 #11108AnonymousInactive
of course cant you see the bruises on graybags lol
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December 9, 2003 at 07:47 #11109Graham – AdminKeymaster
No bruises on bags. Oops I mean like on me. :/ Hang on let me check.
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December 9, 2003 at 08:07 #11110AnonymousInactive
yes there are but very soft bruises
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December 9, 2003 at 09:06 #11111sexpistol77Member
Is this a bar or a house of ill-repute?
Graybags, wipe that smile off….
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December 9, 2003 at 23:38 #11112AnonymousInactive
Maybe it is a bit of both sexpistol, but then again how much are we worth lol
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December 10, 2003 at 00:23 #11113repomanMember
sorry guys, but you might not believe me, but i dont drink
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December 10, 2003 at 00:38 #11114AnonymousInactive
thats ok repo the amount that i drink is basicaly nothing as well, if i do have one then it usualy is only one, 2 and iam under the table lol
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December 10, 2003 at 00:51 #11115Graham – AdminKeymaster
@repoman wrote:
sorry guys, but you might not believe me, but i dont drink
YAY!! you can drive all us drunks home. lol.
Grab a coke and hit the jelly ring.
Get out from under that table Cat and leave that poor lad alone. -
December 10, 2003 at 01:18 #11116AnonymousInactive
well if you hadnt given me 2 drinks I wouldnt be under the table so its your fault and you can come get me
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December 12, 2003 at 12:11 #11117FelicityParticipant
Bloody Booger Shooter please barkeep?
1 oz. chilled Midori
Dash of Chambord
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December 14, 2003 at 04:44 #11118sexpistol77Member
no probs, here ya go…. looks kinda green though…
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December 17, 2003 at 10:54 #11119FelicityParticipant
Thx.
*Slides it down
*Runs *Lands in jelly pool highjump style
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December 18, 2003 at 08:16 #11120sexpistol77Member
that dive will earn you a 7.9 :)
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December 18, 2003 at 08:41 #11121Graham – AdminKeymaster
hehe.. I’ll give it 8.9 for flattening that midget..
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December 18, 2003 at 21:59 #11122AnonymousInactive
thats not nice graybags but the question is did he enjoy it lol
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