One liners

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- July 29, 2003 at 02:37 #7713
  
  Graham – Admin
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  Two cannibals eating a clown. One says to the other “Does this taste funny to you?”
- July 29, 2003 at 03:00 #8476
  
  Felicity
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  WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU CROSS A SNOWMAN WITH A VAMPIRE?
  
  FROSTBITE
- July 29, 2003 at 03:03 #8477
  
  Graham – Admin
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  Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks.
  They charged one and let the other one off.
  
  A man walked into the doctors, The doctor said ” I haven’t seen you in a long time “
  The man replied “I know I’ve been ill”
- July 29, 2003 at 03:05 #8478
  
  Felicity
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  WHAT DO YOU CALL A BOOMERANG THAT DOESN’T WORK?
  A STICK. :D
- July 29, 2003 at 03:10 #8479
  
  Anonymous
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  There was a girl knocking on my hotel room door all night! Finally, I let her out. :)
- July 29, 2003 at 03:17 #8480
  
  Felicity
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  YOU KNOW YOU’RE GETTING OLD WHEN..
  YOU SINK YOU’RE TEETH INTO A STEAK AND THEY STAY THERE.
- July 29, 2003 at 08:42 #8481
  
  sexpistol77
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  a man walks into a doctors surgery wearing nothing but gladwrap.
  The doctor says,”I can clearly see your nuts”
- July 29, 2003 at 11:13 #8482
  
  Felicity
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  AhhHaaHaa :D That’s a classic sexpistol77. lmao. :lol:
- August 2, 2003 at 08:11 #8483
  
  sexpistol77
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  (Nightclub pickup line)
  
  Hi girls, mind if I sit at your table while I lick my eyebrows??
- August 6, 2003 at 05:25 #8484
  
  Mish Mash
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  How do you keep a blonde busy all day?
  Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner :lol:
- August 19, 2003 at 12:17 #8485
  
  Felicity
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  What fish is like an aligator ?
  
  A Snapper. :roll:
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