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INSANE KIWI.
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February 13, 2004 at 03:20 #7837
Anonymous
InactiveAfter 43 years the world’s perfect plastic couple is breaking up. (no not Ben and J lo) Ken and Barbie have officaly seperated. Barbies spokesman reports she has gone to her secluded Malibu home and has requested the press give her privacy at this time.
She was reportedly last seen at Flight Center with Blaine the Australian boogie boarder.
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February 13, 2004 at 03:22 #11757
Tamstar
MemberYou are kidding aren’t you? That just can’t be, I mean after all they’ve been through.
What was the cause of the break up, do you know?
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February 13, 2004 at 03:29 #11758
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February 13, 2004 at 03:31 #11759
Tamstar
MemberWhat a crack, thats funny, lol, certainly bought a smile to my face.
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February 13, 2004 at 03:42 #11760
Graham – Admin
KeymasterRalph went to buy his daughter’s birthday present. He drives to the the toy store and says, “How much is a Barbie?”
In a condescending manner, the assistant says “Which Barbie?”.. “We have Barbie Goes to the Gym for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Ball for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Beach for $19.95, Barbie Goes Nightclubbing for $19.95, and Barbie Gets a Divorce for $265.00”.
Ralph asks, “Why is the Barbie Gets a Divorce $265.00 when all the others are only $19.95?”
“That’s obvious.” The assistant says. “Barbie Gets a Divorce comes with Ken’s house, Ken’s car, Ken’s boat, and Ken’s furniture.”
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February 13, 2004 at 05:25 #11761
Anonymous
InactiveJust another publicity stunt maybe their sales are down, anyway you never know they might be secretly having a baby
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February 13, 2004 at 07:14 #11762
Graham – Admin
KeymasterThey had the baby. Kens lack of genatalia has been under speculation for some time now. Everyone knows Ken only has a little mound in the bedroom department. And Barbie is very materialistic, shes had more plastic surgery than accessories. I think she just wants the cash now. And the dollshouse, the car, the campervan, the jewellery, the….
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February 13, 2004 at 10:16 #11763
sexpistol77
MemberIsn’t it obvious?
Barbie has become a Lesbian
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February 13, 2004 at 10:21 #11764
Graham – Admin
KeymasterPahahaahaaa.. :) I’m definately gonna look her up then.
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February 18, 2004 at 05:03 #11765
Felicity
ParticipantMmmm. This is funny -to us- don’t get me wrong mate. I just wonder how the children will take it. In the U.S. millions of children and many adults idolize Barbie and live Barbie lives. Divorce rates are staggering here already. I think this is a very stupid thing to do Mr. Mattel. My niece is shattered. Her Mother has had to answer some very difficult questions this week. I will be boycotting Mattel products from now on.
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February 24, 2004 at 11:55 #11766
INSANE KIWI
ParticipantYEAH HA NOW MAYBE SHE WILL TAKE MY CALLS AND WITHDRAW THE STALKING CHARGES . I DIDNT MEAN TO LOOK THROUGH THE DOLL HOUSE WINDOW WHILE BARBIE WAS IN THE SHOWER HONEST .
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