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    • #7736
      Graham – Admin
      Keymaster

      I just invented a new word.

      Like all Australian inventions it was born from necessity, in this case to bridge the gap between intercontinental relations. In line with the popular “Fair dinkim” and the classic “Ya reckon” I present to to you

      C’arn

      Inspired by the classic Aussie “C’mon” meaning – please hurry up. I believe C’arn will soon superseed and replace C’mon in the interests of and benifit to Globalisation.

      C’arn:
      pronounced: Karrr’uunn.
      verb: I told you hurry up already.
      noun: You’re full of shit.
      pro-noun: Honestly.. You’re full of shit.
      adjective: Come on now, you have to be freakin kidding me.

    • #8684
      Tamstar
      Member

      I like it, I’m going to start using it tomorrow!

    • #8685
      Macka
      Participant

      Ha Ha.. you C’arn be for real ?

    • #8686
      Felicity
      Participant

      You are a genius. I wish I was so creative.

    • #8687
      Anonymous
      Inactive

      lol. I love the Australian slang. I have a book called Old Time Aussie Quips. Billy lids = kids. Barry beef = teeth. Froth and bubble = trouble. etc. When all strung together it’s so funny.

    • #8688
      Graham – Admin
      Keymaster

      Like to hear some more from your book Elmo.

      Remember that old xxxx beer add?

      Ripper, Beauty, Bonzza, Bottler, Brisbane, Bitter, Beer, Mate!.

    • #8689
      Anonymous
      Inactive

      Rhyming Slang
      Me mother’s away, as I was swiftly flowing up the field of wheat in the bread-and-jam, a heavenly plan with a big charming mottle of O-my-dear sticking out of his sky-rocket fancy sashed the girl-abductor on his bundle-of-socks with it cos he wouldn’t lethim have a virgin-bride for nothing.

      Translation
      The other day as I was going up the street in a tram a man with a big bottle of beersticking out of his pocket bashed the conductor over the head (i. e. think-box) with it(i. e. the bottle) because hi wouldn’t let him have a ride for nothing.

    • #8690
      Graham – Admin
      Keymaster

      8) Okay I’ll give it a shot

      Aussie colloquialism
      I had a dogs eye covered in dead horse and ripped off this balltearer horse and cart that came from Ned Kelly. The cheese and kisses just flipped her lid. I said, I pay Jack and Jill and I’m the pitch and toss of this teaddy bear. With that I hit the frog and toad for the rubbity dub and had a couple of cuff links.

      Translation
      I had a pie covered in sauce a did an awesome fart that came from the belly. The missus’ (wife) just went crazy. I said, I pay the bills and I’m the boss of this lair. With that I went down the road to the pub for a couple of drinks.
      :lol:

    • #8691
      Anonymous
      Inactive

      Ya gotta luv da Aussie language.

      More recent Aussie sayings : 2 blokes on a building site:

      Builder: Great gagonzas check the norks on that shelia.
      Plumber: Are you pissin in my pocket, shes a pirate?.
      Builder: You are a freckle punchin’ knob shiner mate.
      Plumber: Don’t come the raw prawn with me scroat.

      I’ll leave the translation to you, lol. :arrow:

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