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  • in reply to: first test #11333
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    Test cricket is pretty slow full stop.. lol..

    Aussies will kill em.

    in reply to: 2000 POst PaRTY #11275
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    Ooops!! look.. I just chewed right through Tams checkered bikini top string!!..

    in reply to: 2000 POst PaRTY #11272
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    Last I saw she was sitting in the wash tubs with 2 cans of the shaving cream.. said it stops the jelly sticking.

    in reply to: 2000 POst PaRTY #11268
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    *yelling from the jelly ring

    “Woot Woot! go Macka, Woot Woot! go Macka, Woot Woot!..”

    in reply to: 2000 POst PaRTY #11262
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    You DV8 Tam.

    Hey buddy dont swing on the fans!. at least not while they’re going.. get in the bird cage.

    in reply to: 2000 POst PaRTY #11260
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    The Desmo Bar donated all the drinks for tonight so help yourself to the walk-in fridge.

    in reply to: Cocktail Bar Open #11097
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    :edit: Handy Flaming Lamborghini Hint:

    I slowly pour the baileys down one side of cocktail glass first. It settles to bottom. light it. straw right in and suck it all up quick. curacao chaser.

    A lonnnnng straw lol.. and down she goes.. whoah… :drunk: ello gorrgenous.. *hic

    in reply to: Cocktail Bar Open #11095
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    Flaming Lamborgini it is then. ??

    in reply to: Talking Turkey #11208
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    @sexpistol77 wrote:

    Gee Whiz Graybags, with a statement like that, you should audition for “Queer Eye for a Straight Guy”

    I know you. You can’t tell me you and your missis aren’t equal.

    in reply to: Cocktail Bar Open #11093
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    Next up Tamster vs Felicity in the jelly wrestling..

    Coooorr this ought to be good.. :drool: :))

    Here.. let me help you clean up that jelly.. ehehe.. :obsessed:

    in reply to: Number Cruncher #10910
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    2000 + 7999.99

    in reply to: Talking Turkey #11205
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    Well I’m still looking for the perfect woman.. a blind nymphyomaniac who owns a bottleshop. But seriously – look up the term “natural selection” basicly Darwin says ugly people breed with ugly people. Yet we will always admire and strive to be beautiful people. Such is human nature we often only see the flaws in ourselves and beauty in others. Men to generally will always look at the prettiest girl first, I say look but knowing inevitably they will settle with someone of equality.

    So when you say you want better or he’s not good enough you are really saying that about yourself. Just realise when he/she chose you he was aiming for the perfect girl all along. He feels you are the best he will ever get.

    in reply to: Word Play #9525
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    Horn Bag

    in reply to: 2000 POst PaRTY #11258
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    YAY !!!…

    in reply to: 2000 POst PaRTY #11256
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    1999 posts.. ok who wants to light these fireworks ??…

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