She says, “Does my arse look big in this??”. He says, “…No Dear”.
She says, “So, do you really love me??”. He says, “…Yes Dear”.
Any other response is asking for castration. Her first question is usually followed by. “You’re just saying that because you love me” And the second you often get, “Even though my arse is really big”. Never ever respond to these trailing lures it can only result in castration.
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