Ok, everybody is invited. I can see the trees swaying gently in the breeze. The big Ironbark has two boughs that rub against each other and make the most natural sound of wood on wood. The ducks swim on the dam with the pretty-face wallabies close by, sipping at the waters edge.
The coals are hot enough for the billy tea, and the damper is on.
A little blow on the gum leaf sounds “Tea’s ready”
Bastards…. I usually am pretty careful about Counter-surveillance and who is shadowing me. I even sit in restaurants, facing the entrance to see who is coming and going.
Hear the one about the patron leaving the pig and whistle pub? First bloke walked out the back door and saw two other blokes – second bloke bent over with his trousers down around his ankles and third bloke with his middle finger up the second blokes arse.
First bloke says” what the hell are you doing?”
Third bloke says ,” Me mate has had too much too drink and he wants to vomit”
First bloke says, “You’re supposed to stick your fingers down his throat”
Third bloke says, “I haven’t got to that bit yet!”
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