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  • in reply to: Love at first sight #11562
    sexpistol77
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    money can’t buy everything….. but it is fun trying..

    in reply to: New Moderator #11527
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    excellent!….. I mean …. Uh Oh!

    in reply to: What’s with the kissy kissy?.. #11586
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    yep, aunties are the prime cause….

    in reply to: Dumd n Dumber #11503
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    only the ‘press’ said he was a metre from the croc.. people who were there say it was a lot futher than that and quite safe….

    spose every one who puts a child in a car and drives on the road is guilty of the same risk….

    in reply to: Cocktail Bar Open #11120
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    that dive will earn you a 7.9 :)

    in reply to: Word Play #9743
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    Fat Bastard

    in reply to: Cocktail Bar Open #11118
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    no probs, here ya go…. looks kinda green though…

    in reply to: Cocktail Bar Open #11111
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    Is this a bar or a house of ill-repute?

    Graybags, wipe that smile off….

    in reply to: Talking Turkey #11227
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    sounds like you need a butler for the chores and the pool guy to provide the entertainment

    in reply to: Recipe Favourites #11138
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    Quick Snax? Try this Lithuanian bar snack called Kepta Duona a Suris

    Take one loaf of Russian Black bread (or Latvian Sweet and sour black bread). cut into slices and then into square lengths (like rods)

    Soak the lengths of bread in olive oil and crushed garlic.

    Bake in the oven for 10 minutes.

    Whilst that is baking, cut some Carlsberg cheese, cheddar and Brie into cubes.

    Serve the cheese with the bread…. delicious and also promotes the drinking of more beer…

    in reply to: 2000 POst PaRTY #11306
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    yep just saw macka do the nudie run into the desmo bar.

    The jelly wrestling girls had him in a full nelson until he shouted the bar.

    Thanks macka! On yer bike now, the g string is a-waitin’!

    in reply to: Cocktail Bar Open #11100
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    Tamstar has thrown down a challenge…

    Right-O, All drinks for the blokes are free.

    come to think of it, all drinks for everyone are free.

    Last one in the wrestling ring has to clean up the jelly..

    Tally Ho

    in reply to: Cocktail Bar Open #11096
    sexpistol77
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    no problem, let me just mix it .. let’s see

    1 part kahlua and 1 part sambuca into a glass
    1 part blue curacao in a shot glass to one side and
    1 part baileys in another glass to the other side

    Wanna straw graybags?

    let me light the sambuca, ok tell me when and I will pour the curacao and baileys into the sambuca glass till the fire is out (or you set your beard on fire, whichever comes first)

    *patrons stop watching the jelly wrestling and watch graybags drinking instead

    in reply to: avatars in question. (to women in general) #11011
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    one must have leather, one must also have lace and one should always accompany that particular twosome with femininity of course.

    Bit like having entree, mains without dessert really… just not the done thing you know….

    in reply to: Recipe Favourites #11133
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    Hey sounds like the Posters like their food.

    Try this one.

    Preheat your oven to 200Centigrade

    Take 4 large capsicums and cut in half lengthways. Clean out seeds and flesh. Put aside

    Take one eggplant and thinly slice. Wash and set aside.

    Take 250grams of bacon/ham and chop finely.
    Take 230 grams of minced beef and combine with the bacon/ham.

    Place the beef and ham in a frypan and brown.

    Season with freshly chopped chillis, cumin in the frypan whilst browning
    the meat.

    Once the meat is browned, spoon the mixture into the capsicum halves.

    Sprinkle a liberal amount of Mozeralla cheese on top of the filled capsicum halves and cover with that with slices of the eggplant.

    Bake in the oven for 15 minutes.

    Delicious stuffed capsicum!

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