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  • in reply to: Talking Turkey #11206
    sexpistol77
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    Gee Whiz Graybags, with a statement like that, you should audition for “Queer Eye for a Straight Guy”

    Seriously, Super SexPistol77 is here, (He is my brother) and Cat just described him.

    in reply to: Cocktail Bar Open #11094
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    Tamstar vs Felicity huh????

    CSC’s for the competitors.

    Graybags, you need more……. alcohol?

    Ding ding ding.. the bell has rung, jelly wrestlers Go!

    in reply to: Cocktail Bar Open #11090
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    one B52.. why not two? plus a CSC…

    Are you ready to take on the resident champion yer?

    *Bartender downs a glass of shiraz followed by a slippery nipple

    anyone else need a refill?

    in reply to: avatars in question. (to women in general) #11007
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    now we are talkin…..

    in reply to: Nest Robber #11184
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    makes you wonder which one was the turkey??

    in reply to: Barking Dog’s #11168
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    try fresh shin bones from the butcher …. works every time

    in reply to: avatars in question. (to women in general) #11003
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    hey, a bloke has to have some hobbies….

    must say Cat that those other devices in your cupboard have me intrigued… do tell

    in reply to: Cocktail Bar Open #11086
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    no lite but we do have Miller Genuine Draft

    in reply to: avatars in question. (to women in general) #11001
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    lmao Cat.

    I have a pair of gloves, knee boots and smalls just like that. Perfect for Friday nights out in the Valley

    in reply to: Sex lies and videotape #10971
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    Ah and what a place the kitchen is. All those utensils and whizzbang things that make cooking so much of a pleasure.

    Roasted lamb marinated in mint and honey, with baked crispy potatoes, carrots, pumpkin and sweet potato accompanied by steamed zucchini with italian seasoning and rosemary gravy…….

    Might have to start another thread … fav recipes.

    in reply to: Cocktail Bar Open #11083
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    *barkeep returns from midget comp, but wheeling two 44 gallon drums of jelly

    Ok midgets are getting shagged… time for the jelly wrestling in the main arena of the desmo bar.

    competitors may be patrons only. Winner gets bar tab gratis for the duration of their stay.

    *First up is current bar champion – Luscious Linda from Las Vegas

    Who shall challenge

    *sexpistol77 is handing out tequila slammers … one for you one for me

    lick, slurp, chew .. yumm

    in reply to: Sex lies and videotape #10968
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    Ok, this acreage arse has obviously hit a raw nerve…

    How many of you posters have honestly asked that particular question?

    in reply to: Sex lies and videotape #10967
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    Ok, this acreage arse has obviously hit a raw nerve…

    How many of you posters have honestly asked that particular question?

    in reply to: Cocktail Bar Open #11074
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    *Barkeep returns with custard dripping from ears

    Hey I’m back. Got a midget throwing comp on out the back. Rules are if you throw the furthest you have to drink a shot of vodka with a custard chaser.

    *Spiderbait is now on jukebox

    Ok C%cksucking Cowboys are on the house…. who’s first?

    in reply to: Cocktail Bar Open #11059
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    Mish Mash, how about a Coonawarra Shiraz?

    Barkeep would like a slippery nipple.

    Graybags, how about another shot?

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