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  • in reply to: Word Play #9469
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    Pen Nib

    in reply to: avatars in question. (to women in general) #10998
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    Cat, you mean to say that your Avatar isn’t a true pic of you??????

    in reply to: Sex lies and videotape #10964
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    If she was anorexic and asked “Is my arse too big?” – The truth… being
    “No you’re too skinny, get this full cream milk and cheeseburger into you before your legs poke a hole in your pancreas”

    Seriously, The truth is your only way out of any question (or lie for that matter). The more a person lies, the bigger the fall will be.

    Lot’s of truth does hurt in the short term, but I think that is preferable to a longer and more harmful lie.

    My sister is a fine example (Graybags can vouch for this one) of someone who lives a life based around a lie that she created. It is now been so long since she spoke to the rest of our family (about 6yrs I think) that she believes her lie to be the truth. Harmful to all.

    Enough said :silence:

    in reply to: Sex lies and videotape #10962
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    Truth never hurts, only bruises the ego.

    If a shiela asks “is my arse too big” you should reply “yes” (if the arse is of acreage proportions). “go do some exercise and lose some flab, so that you get the arse size you desire. Then you can stop asking me this question” Also say ” I tell you this because I love you and cannot lie to you”

    This automatically negates the second question “do you love me”

    The world is your oyster…. How big is your appetite??? 8)

    in reply to: Watching Rugby Final? #11056
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    Wallabies defeated, but Kangaroos made a clean sweep of the Brits… didn’t hear too many Pommy bastards bring that one up during heated discussions on world sporting prowess….

    They say that sport is the modern civilised way of waging war without casualties…. I Guess Oz is the sporting leader of the free world…. and the Seth Efrikans are…… just another team

    in reply to: Gay and Lesbian #11023
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    Graybags, you used to be a sparky, what is the difference between a double adaptor and a powerboard?????

    in reply to: avatars in question. (to women in general) #10996
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    Right-e-o. Actions speak louder than words. What was this topic called?

    in reply to: Gay and Lesbian #11020
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    Right on Graybags… I am sick of hearing it too. Enough about turkey basters and how ‘she’s not my type’

    What ever happened to that ‘Whisper machine’ that Maxwell Smart destroyed back in the ’60s???

    in reply to: Sex lies and videotape #10957
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    The ground work isn’t work… it’s the way that you treat each other within the relationship. My experience is that sex is only a part of that relationship and that the rest of the interaction is just as rewarding.

    in reply to: Gay and Lesbian #11015
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    I am tired of being a minority (white hetero male) …. so I am off to wax my ears and cover myself in custard

    in reply to: avatars in question. (to women in general) #10992
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    dolly looks like she has consumed the six pack of rohypnol…….

    Avatars Schmavatars….. does it really matter… isn’t living your life the way each of you wants to as individuals… the important part?

    Do I need a haircut?
    How fast do I wanna live?
    what is the capital of Estonia?

    Gotta sleep more and cut down on the coffee…..

    As for the lesbians… I work with three lovely girls who make me appear to be very saintly… What do you say about that graybags?

    in reply to: Word Play #9301
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    Bridge Toll

    in reply to: 1000 post party #10659
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    jelly and vodka hey graybags ?????

    Seems My memory recalls one of our (in)famous parties had just such an entertainment…. the girls enjoyed the wrestling and the boys….

    enjoyed the wrestling.

    Gotta get out more I think….

    in reply to: Word Play #9105
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    Away Team

    in reply to: Word Play #9046
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    card shark

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