Tamstar

Two men were changing in the locker room after a game of tennis. One notices the other one is putting on pair of stockings and suspenders. He says “When did you start wearing them?” To which the other man replies “Since my wife found a pair on the back seat of the car.”

That oughta crush more than one can at a time, I’d love to have a drive of a big tank.

Graybags, I’m shocked that you would suggest such a thing – you’re just wishing had of been there to witness the vaseline game. :twisted:

Why is that??

Cause you think my pants would be on fire? (if I was wearing any of course)

How what??? Havent you ever put your fingers in a big pot of vaseline and squished it round?

I find one of the best uses for vaseline is cracked lips – in the winter months I always have a good supply at hand.

But it wasnt actually MY hair the vaseline was in, some young girls I know thought it would be a fun game to have a vaseline fight and put it in each others hair ……….and thats the truth !!!!

It would be like trying to get vaseline out of you hair I reckon – that takes a few washes with plenty of shampoo.

Gee, my house has one of those floors – and I have plenty of detergent!!

Might have to make sure you bring goggles though – I’d had to see you get soap in your eye.