Tamstar

Hey you!!.. no b.y.o. on the premisses

Yeah, your tight arse – hey was that one of those custard covered midgets with his byo bottle of cheap plonk??

Hey Bar Boy, how bout a Blow Job? Nah you dirty minded ……..
a Blow Job – Kahlua – Bailey’s irish cream & Whipped cream.

Felicity wrote:

He’s in the kitchen making dinner

Haha, good to see a man that knows his place!

Line up the c*ck sucking cowboys for me thanks Bartender, they go down so well, one is never enough.

Spiderbait – hey I use to live in the town they’re from., nice guys!

What they’re not paying you?? Well they should.

I’ll pay you if you can give me a decent deep throat:

layer in shot glass: 3/4 oz. Vodka, 1/4 oz. Tia Maria, Whipped cream on top, no hands to be used when drinking.

ahh no maybe I’d prefer a screaming orgasm first: Equal parts: Baileys, Vodka, Kahlua – yeah thats more my drink.

Hey a few more of these and you can serve up whatever you like!

Ice, you’re a gem, I was going to ask for some – hey, you must have an eye for ice-crunchers, maybe you should be working the bar.

2 pallets of custard and a bus load of midgets turned up this morning. So I aint going back there to look.

HAHA, custard and midgets, sounds like an interesting combination! I think I’ll stay here then too, especially if you keep those shooters coming.

“No you’re too skinny, get this full cream milk and cheeseburger into you before your legs poke a hole in your pancreas”

Seriously, The truth is your only way out of any question (or lie for that matter). The more a person lies, the bigger the fall will be.

lol at the cheeseburger and full cream milk!! Ouch at the hole in pancreas, that can’t be pleasant.

I too know someone who has lied since childhood and as a result has lost a wife, fiancee and many, many friends. I’d rather tell the truth and hurt someone – if they are a true friend/lover etc surely it can be resolved – then again, if I was told my arse was of acreage proportion I might be a little hurt, haha.

Advantage Point

whipped up